These Puritan Valentine’s Day cards are so hilarious they may as well be Quaker valentine’s day cards.
“Roses are red
Violets are Blue
And neither are useful or necessary
at all.”
“I need you
to help raise
livestock and crops
or surely we will
starve to death
come winter.”
“You almost make
my heart dance
And dancing is
forbidden.”
“Being with you fills
me with impure
thoughts, and I am
ashamed.”