Quaker/Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards

These Puritan Valentine’s Day cards are so hilarious they may as well be Quaker.

Quaker/Puritan Valentine's Day Cards
Quaker/Puritan Valentine's Day Cards
Quaker/Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards

These Puritan Valentine’s Day cards are so hilarious they may as well be Quaker valentine’s day cards.

“Roses are red
Violets are Blue
And neither are useful or necessary
at all.”

“I need you
to help raise
livestock and crops
or surely we will
starve to death
come winter.”

“You almost make
my heart dance
And dancing is
forbidden.”

“Being with you fills
me with impure
thoughts, and I am
ashamed.”

One thought on “Quaker/Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards”

  1. For some reason the “I am ashamed” card reminds me of this song from Paul Simon:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA

    I know a man
    He came from my home town
    He wore his passion for his woman
    Like a thorny crown
    He said Delores
    I live in fear
    My love for you’s so overpowering
    I’m afraid that I will disappear

    All very funny, thanks for posting Jon.

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